Just in case it was even a doubt in the first place:

- If I'm ever cursed to be a spouse, a girlfriend, or some vapid teenage brat, please do me the favor for the next day and restrain me.

- I wouldn't touch any of you with a sixty foot poll.

- Nobody likes you, as if that was evident enough.

'Ch, some sick and twisted sense of humor. If that ( Read more... )

Right. I hate it here. I don't want to know what the hell Halloween is going to be like.

And I knew that was going to leave a scar. It's pretty barren in this place, I don't know. I thought about having someone stay with me... like a roommate. But I bet my standards are too high, and I don't know if anyone wants to even deal with someone around my ( Read more... )

Fucking-

There's only ONE person I'm grateful to have wrongfully crossed paths with. And ONE person I'm going to kill.

The Fight Club rule applies here. It's not to be discussed. I don't want to hear about it.

I'm going to just move along and pretend it never happened.

[ooc; So many bad nerves hit, it's not even funny. It's hilarious! So Kirk ( Read more... )

Hey, City. Who wants to be roommates with THIS FREAK?

Fucker has a knack for abducting me, and waking up in his apartment? Absolutely fuckin' traumatizing. Come on, now. Obviously he likes young girls which one of you wants to volunteer?

Ugh.

... The people from my world are special, aren't they?

I'll never sleep again.

[ooc; Lady is wee. Lady ( Read more... )

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Ah, well, it looks like the gang is all here now, doesn't it?

Hey, Meryl, don't mind me -- I have to make at least... twice the size of tonight's proportion of dinner, seeing as someone who is very much older than me cannot learn to feed himself. I suppose we needed extra fruit and vegetables to begin with, anyway.

For the monkey. I can't believe ( Read more... )

Twice in less than a week, that's a new record.

It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't already LIMPING all over. Like I was really going to let someone randomly try and get in some fucking slapfest with me. Crazy bitch. Maybe I should have resumed sleeping during the say, instead of going outside ( Read more... )

No words.

Well, mother, at least you can take some solace in the fact I'm just a tad more social.

If this involves someone attempting to hug me, I will fucking kill you. YOU only managed to escape that fate due to your interesting circumstances.

God damn it, I'm still limping.

( Private; hackable if you care )

I can barely remember a damn thing.

Don't talk to me about yesterday, or I will seriously fucking shoot you.

Awesome.

Perhaps now would be the time not to charge at things twice my size. Three times in month now. Honestly. Like it matters if there wasn't a deal involved, I WILL know why it's apart of that man.

...fuck. I'm going to be up all night. Thanks, Dante. Maybe you've forgotten I still have a hard time sleeping during the NIGHT. Bravo. I don't ( Read more... )